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“Business in the front. Rebellion in the back.”

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Welcome to Mullet Capitalist, where the sharp shears of contrarian finance meet the long hair of intellectual freedom. We are independent, unfiltered, and relentless in pursuit of the truth behind markets, money, and power.

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We believe journalism should serve no master but the facts. We publish with integrity, but without the polish that sanitizes risk out of reality.

 

In an era of compliance-fuelled stagnation, we embrace volatility—not as chaos, but as a signal.

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OUR PHILOSOPHY

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We Fight Like Robert the Bruce​

Not for crown or comfort, but for the right to think freely, fight fiercely, and choose our own battles. Like Bruce rising from defeat, Mullet Capitalist honors the long game—strategic, gritty, and unyielding. We don’t back winners; we build them from the wreckage.

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We Move Like Johnny Utah

We run toward the wave, not away from it. Former quarterback, turned FBI agent, turned spiritual adrenaline junkie—Johnny Utah represents the wild duality of the Mullet Capitalist. One foot in the regulated world, the other chasing the breaking wave.

We believe the human element matters. Behind every dataset is a pulse. Behind every crash is a decision. Behind every bull run is a belief. We seek them all.

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We Think Like Adam Smith

Not the caricatured capitalist of textbooks, but the philosopher of moral sentiment, decentralized order, and invisible forces that drive the wealth of nations.

We aren’t libertarians, socialists, or technocrats—we’re markets realists, believers in the dance between liberty and structure.

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Mullet Capitalist champions reason over rhetoric, systems over slogans, and the raw understanding that capitalism is only as good as the conscience that shapes it.

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OUR JOURNALISTS

We don’t wear press passes. We wear scars.

 

Our journalists come from the trenches of finance, policy, military, software, and the street.

 

They’re part analysts, part artists, part activists.

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They’re the kind of people who can:

• Quote Seneca while shorting the euro.

• Drink bourbon at midnight while debugging market data feeds.

• Laugh at CNBC, and then explain in detail how derivatives actually move markets.

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WHY WE EXIST

Because Bloomberg's too buttoned-up, others are too feral, and mainstream media is too captured.

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We exist to:

• Expose financial hypocrisy with wit and rigor.

• Tell stories that matter—from traders in Toronto to Crypto miners in New Jersey.

• Support the next generation of thinkers who want to build wealth without selling their soul.

 

OUR PROMISE

We’ll never take money to push an agenda.

We’ll never dress up clickbait as content.

We’ll never assume you’re stupid.

We will write slowly, think deeply, and punch upward—every time.

We will wear the mullet with pride.

Mullet Capitalist.

Smart at the front. Savage at the back.

Join the resistance.

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